This weekend, due to reasons of force majeur, I've been obliged to refuse three interesting plans with three beautiful women. I don't like bragging and my friends know it... But they also know that I'm just a man, a simple and weak man, and yesterday I thought I had found the perfect moment to exploit the situation for the good of those I love. So I went to my mom during the family lunch and showed my mobile phone to her with a cocky face: "Mom," I said, "perhaps you won't believe this but yesterday I turned down three invitations to go out with three beautiful women." After some seconds of reasonable disbelief of my mom I finally could see, just as I wanted to see, the pride glowing through her maternal eyes. A mother always wants to have brought up a shameless son, even if that shamelessness of her son can be perfectly justified by good and righteous reasons. Anyway, and all for my mother's pride and prejudice, I declined to justify my rude behaviour towards the girls and showed myself as an undesirable guy... I mean, as an irresistible man. My mom smiled proudly, my grandma frowned reticent and my dad gestured with some envy and nostalgia of his best years. After that prodigious performance I decided not to proceed with the swagger and show the ace up my sleeve: "But the truth is", I confessed, "they don't really want me because of myself but because of my English." "Are you sure?", my mom said, "Perhaps they want something more of you..." "No, I don't think so", I answered, throwing at the time all her hopes about her son's licentious and vicious sexual life dirtectly to the garbage of the truth.
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