Things I told her while she was having her period

"There is a spanish saying: El corazón tiene razones que la razón no entiende. In English is a little more tasteless: The heart wants what the heart wants. Sometimes we can't be rational and sometimes we have to pay for it. Is useless complaining about the past. You have to look ahead  and stay focused on things you can handle with. Think about your dreams and try to enjoy the rest. Life is too short, baby. There are no such things as paths or fate... We own our lives and that's why we have the freedom to go after our dreams. Don't worry about the past. It's pointless an counterproductive. Enjoy your life and squeeze it as much as possible. Now you're eating popcorn but tomorrow you'll be burning fat at the gym. As Montaigne said once: La vie c'est ondoyante. Life is undulating. La vida es ondulante. Your period is undulating too. If you were a man I would recommend you a porn session. You're a woman so... Calm down and let your hormons get balanced. Not everybody is so lucky to find and being found by the proper person and not everybody is so unfortunate to find and being found by the wrong person. Next time I'll charge you for my services. Not only popcorn and chocolate companies should take advantage from hormonal imbalance."